Spanking joke

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." "Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??" "I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!" "Five minutes later... "Daaaa-aaaad..." "WHAT??!!" "When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?" Anonymous

Spanking jokes are acts or words that evoke laughter about spanking, often an amusing story with a punch line. Also, a mischievous trick, a prank, e.g. teenagers toweling each other in a locker room.

Handprince is a collector of child spanking jokes and publishes them on the Handprints website. On other websites and web forums you can find adult spanking jokes.

See also

• Spanking poems / Spanking in poetry
• Humorous spanking art
• Spanking parody

Links

• Handprints Spanking Humor Page #1
• Handprints Spanking Humor Page #2
• Handprints Spanking Humor Page #3
• Handprints Spanking Humor Page #4
• Handprints Spanking Humor Page #5

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