Modern Vampires
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| Starring | Casper Van Dien Natasha Gregson Wagner Rod Steiger Kim Cattrall Natasha Lyonne Craig Ferguson Natasha Andrejchenko Udo Kier Gabriel Casseus Robert Pastorelli Conchata Ferrell | |
| Directed by | Richard Elfman | |
| Produced by | Chris Hanley Brad Wyman | |
| Written by | Matthew Bright | |
| Editing by | Larry Bock | |
| Music by | Michael Wandmacher Danny Elfman | |
| Cinematography | Robin Brown | |
| Runtime | 91 minutes | |
| Country | United States | |
| language | English | |
Modern Vampires (also known as Revenant) is a 1998 American black comedy-horror film written by Matthew Bright, directed by Richard Elfman and starring Casper Van Dien, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Kim Cattrall, Natasha Lyonne, Udo Kier and Rod Steiger. It was released direct to video on October 19, 1999.
Plot Dallas is not a very discriminating vampire, and bites a lot of people without permission from The Count. He even turned young and waifish Nico, who has since been on a killing spree across Los Angeles, earning her the nickname "Hollywood Slasher". This infuriates The Count, who orders her immediate death. Even with The Count on his tail and after 20 years in exile, Dallas cannot resist returning to L.A. to pay a visit to his friends- Ulrike, Vincent, Richard and Richard's pregnant wife Panthia. To celebrate Dallas' return, the five decide to spend the night clubbing in one of The Count's many vampire bars. Unfortunately, The Count is also there. After seeing Dallas is back in town, he gives him three days to leave or else.
Dr. Van Helsing, leader of Van Helsing's Institute of Vienna, also has his eye on the band vampires. He, however, realizes that he cannot handle the extermination alone and puts an ad in the newspaper. He gets Crips member Time Bomb, who does not believe in vampires but is willing to put a stake through anyone's heart for money. The pair succeed in killing Vincent.
Van Helsing tells Time Bomb that 20 years ago, his son Hans was good friends with Dallas, who promised to save his life from a fatal genetic disorder by turning him into a vampire. After discovering this, Helsing killed Hans and his wife committed suicide out of grief. Van Helsing makes it clear that he will destroy Dallas.
Dallas feels protective (and a little curious) about his protegee Nico, so he drives around looking for her. After sharing a bit of each other's blood, Dallas reveals who he is and explains that the vampire community is out to get her. They are afraid that Nico will get herself arrested, and then the world will know that vampires exist. Dallas forces her to move from the junked oil tanker where she sleeps and come live with Richard and Panthia, who clean her up and take her shopping for some new clothes. Panthia develops a mother-like complex toward Nico and starts treating her like a daughter.
When they pick another victim at a late-night coffee shop, Nico makes a human friend named Rachel. But, when they return to Richard and Panthia's house, they find Ulrike sitting on her car hood, crying. She has discovered Vincent's decapitated body. Knowing that this was Van Helsing's handiwork, Dallas theorizes that he's closing in on them. Dallas then decides to take Nico to see her mother's house since Nico doesn't remember much about her past during her human life. This turns out to be a bad idea, as Nico has him kill her verbally and sexually abusive stepfather as payback for all that "sex shit he did to her when she was little." Nico exchanges heated words with her neglectful mother, who she claims never loved her. As they leave the trailer park, they are attacked by four of The Count's henchmen. Dallas and Nico manage to shoot three of them and set fire to the fourth.
Dallas then tells his side of the story to Nico. Originally Dallas was ordered to kill Van Helsing, but he ended up befriending Hans and decided not to. After saving Hans from the genetic disorder, he hoped that his father's attitude would change toward the vampire community, but it didn't. Van Helsing became vengeful towards Dallas and killed Hans without mercy. The Count then banished Dallas as punishment for not carrying out his order to kill him.
The next night, while Richard, Panthia, and Ulrike are sitting around the living room and listening to music, Nico gets a call from her new friend Rachel and Invites Nico out to a small party with some delinquent teenagers, and Nico is eager to go. Meanwhile, Dallas pays a visit to The Count and begs to be allowed to train Nico. The Count will have none of it and advises Dallas to deliver Nico to him, or he and everyone he cares about "will die screaming."
Having concluded that even two vampire hunters will not be enough against the vampire infestation, Van Helsing and Time Bomb bring in three more Crips members - Soda Pop, L'il Monster, and Trigger. While Nico and Dallas are out, Van Helsing and his four employees storm the house and drive stakes through Richard and Panthia. They tie Ulrike to a bedpost, but she taunts the Crips into having sex with her before Van Helsing finally stakes her, too. They are unaware that having sex with a vampire turns a person into a vampire. Suddenly, Nico walks in, horrified at the carnage. She attacks Trigger, who pulls a gun and tries to get off a shot. The bullet hits Rachel instead. Nico grabs the gun and shoots Trigger. Time Bomb subdues Nico with a rope of garlic just as Dallas returns home and comes face to face with Van Helsing. In exchange for letting Nico go, Dallas offers to lead Van Helsing to The Count. So, Van Helsing, Time Bomb, Trigger, L'il Monster, Soda Pop, Nico, Rachel, and Dallas pile into Van Helsing's van and head for The Count's house.
Unfortunately, The Count's henchmen intercept them and take Nico and Van Helsing to The Count, where he hooks up Nico to a blood-draining machine and places Van Helsing in a box with only his head sticking out. Just as The Count is about to crack open Van Helsing's skull with a hammer, Dallas drives the van through the wall of the club. Dallas and the Crips, now vampires, come out shooting. Many bullets and stakes later, The Count and his henchmen are destroyed, Nico is set free, Rachel has been made into a vampire, and Nico, Rachel, and Dallas have decided to move to New York. In the closing scene, a pajama-clad Van Helsing runs down an alley, screaming for forgiveness from his son. As he utters apologies to God and his son Hans, he screams for help, revealing his new vampire fangs in front of two police officers.
- Screenies from Modern Vampires
External links
- Review Modern Vampires at the Internet Movie Database
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