Doms should spank Commisioners

Dominatrix demands taxpayer-funded dungeon — to ‘spank’ city commissioners

By Andrew Court - December 21, 2022

She showed them who’s boss.

A dominatrix whipped up trouble at a city commission meeting in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Tuesday, demanding the creation of a taxpayer-funded dungeon for local “doms and subs.”

The frisky Floridian — known only as “Mistress” — took to the microphone at the public event, clad in knee-high boots and a sexy black bodysuit.

The BDSM enthusiast covered her face with a mask and was flanked by two 'minders' who similarly shielded their identities by wearing motorbike helmets.

While the meeting focused on a $906,500 contract for a waste processing plant in Fort Lauderdale, “Mistress” wanted to change the agenda — and began pleading for a subterranean safe space where kinky locals could go to get their rocks off.

“I find it interesting that you would spend almost 1 million dollars to hide your secrets down the drain,” the dominatrix declared, telling commissioners that they should redirect some of the funds.

“I propose that you use a quarter of that million to support doms and subs in Broward County. Build a dungeon created for us, by us, the taxpayers and voting citizens.”

“Mistress” concluded her short statement by saying: “Do not let this glamorous look distract from your duty to take my demand [seriously]. I look forward to spanking each and every one of you at the new esteemed dungeon. You are dismissed.”

The dominatrix and her minders then strutted across the room in front of the gawking commissioners and other attendees at the meeting.

“OK, thank you,” one of the commissioners responded. “Happy holidays to you.”

Posted comments

• “It never hurts to ask,” one person quipped in response to the video before another chimed in: “At the end of the day subs and doms are taxpayers too … better them than political grifters.”
• “I can’t believe this is real,” a third stated.
• Another user snarkily snapped back by taking a hit at the Sunshine State. “It makes a lot more sense than most of the things done in Florida,” they declared.
• A real ongoing need is a large safe space underneath city halls and state capitals nationwide, so politicians and administrators can receive their bribes away from those pesky citizens' eyes.
• A better and less costly idea would be to show ID as proof of residence and a tax bill and you will have a long line of people willing to whip commissioners, in the street, in front of City Hall, for FREE. But you must have a valid Florida ID.